why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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