pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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