Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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