dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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