the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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