Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
