that's an acceptable place to lick
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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