Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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