I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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