shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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