if you like me you must not know who I am
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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