So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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