i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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