My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just tell him i said nine months
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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