i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
