if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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