he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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