If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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