Tell her she can't have a vagina
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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