I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We talked him into tasing himself.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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