HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
