Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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