We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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