Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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