it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Michael Bay diarrhea
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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