I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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