Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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