Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It was confusing and full of hummus
It's just like the Real World with babies
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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