i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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