Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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