hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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