we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I need water and some morals
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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