have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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