it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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