I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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