Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he puts the penis in happiness.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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