girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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