I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
