absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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