My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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