I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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