doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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