Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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