Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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