Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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