I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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