I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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