The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
