Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.