Don't you send me to vm
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
A+ Viking dick
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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