oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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